Monkey Belly by Niscala Devi Dasi

Big, big monkey
Big, big belly,
Ceylon jumping,
Melancholy. 

Built a bridge,
But stones don't float,
So he took the stones
And built a boat. 

All proclaimed
He was so clever,
'Cause the big monkey, they
Don't question, ever. 

Just why they don't,
Is quite a mystery,
But they all jumped in
And the rest is history.